Facebook!

Ang aga-aga gusto na kita makita,
Para lang magbasa at makibalita.
Pero disappointed 'pag posts ay walang kwenta,
Lalo na posts ng mga nagbebenta.

Pagbukas ng FB puro english ang laman,
Pa-english-an ba 'to o pa-arte-han lang.
Ang ibang grammar naman ay mali-mali,
dapat ay kanila na lang sinasarili.

Nung aking i-scroll down mga pictures naman,
May pacute, pamacho, tumalon at wala lang.
Pamacho na nakasando lang at stolen shot,
at grupong tumalon sa lupa'y 'di nakalapat.

At nakabasa rin ako ng post na tagalog,
Pero puro mura at parang gustong mambugbog.
Kung ako ang kaaway ako'y matatawa lang,
Naghahanap ng kakampi at parang tanga lang.

Magpost ng message 'di naman ako mahilig,
Magbasa lang habang umiinom ng tubig.
Ako'y nasiyahan kahit walang balita,
Dahil itong Facebook ako'y pinatawa.

Could you lie for me?

If I cheat in our exam,
could you lie for me?
Putting on teacher's seat a gum,
could you lie for me?

Playing PC games in office hour,
could you lie for me?
Or hacking our Boss' computer,
could you still lie for me?

I believe that this is the true test,
if you my friend is truly the best.
I know lying is a great sin.
In God's sentence, we'll share the suffering.

But stealing in dad's pocket,
could you lie for me?
'Cause I play cards with bet,
could you lie for me?

How if I cheat on my girlfriend,
could you lie for me?
Like dating other girl on weekend,
could you lie for me?


Don't worry I will not do this,
'cause these things are not my bliss.
Is it too much "could you lie for me?"
Don't fed up I just want the poem lengthy.