What's this feeling?

This feeling makes me sick.

Maybe, I just want to shit.

They said, I should go to doctor,

but hospital feels me bore.

Time will heal this feeling, 

as I keep on working.

And also my crush can heal,

as Tola makes me feel.

Day is already over,

and my sick is also over.

As I said, time can heal,

this night I'll eat big meal.


**Tola is our Account Officer in Bank(she visited my office this afternoon)

Facebook!

Ang aga-aga gusto na kita makita,
Para lang magbasa at makibalita.
Pero disappointed 'pag posts ay walang kwenta,
Lalo na posts ng mga nagbebenta.

Pagbukas ng FB puro english ang laman,
Pa-english-an ba 'to o pa-arte-han lang.
Ang ibang grammar naman ay mali-mali,
dapat ay kanila na lang sinasarili.

Nung aking i-scroll down mga pictures naman,
May pacute, pamacho, tumalon at wala lang.
Pamacho na nakasando lang at stolen shot,
at grupong tumalon sa lupa'y 'di nakalapat.

At nakabasa rin ako ng post na tagalog,
Pero puro mura at parang gustong mambugbog.
Kung ako ang kaaway ako'y matatawa lang,
Naghahanap ng kakampi at parang tanga lang.

Magpost ng message 'di naman ako mahilig,
Magbasa lang habang umiinom ng tubig.
Ako'y nasiyahan kahit walang balita,
Dahil itong Facebook ako'y pinatawa.

Could you lie for me?

If I cheat in our exam,
could you lie for me?
Putting on teacher's seat a gum,
could you lie for me?

Playing PC games in office hour,
could you lie for me?
Or hacking our Boss' computer,
could you still lie for me?

I believe that this is the true test,
if you my friend is truly the best.
I know lying is a great sin.
In God's sentence, we'll share the suffering.

But stealing in dad's pocket,
could you lie for me?
'Cause I play cards with bet,
could you lie for me?

How if I cheat on my girlfriend,
could you lie for me?
Like dating other girl on weekend,
could you lie for me?


Don't worry I will not do this,
'cause these things are not my bliss.
Is it too much "could you lie for me?"
Don't fed up I just want the poem lengthy.

Bye Tawa..

Boweni, Ekaro,
words from an Orobo.
Every morning gives me smile,
that I wish I can file.

I love to talk to her,
because I know she care.
I like her unique fashion,
like a rockstar's passion.

This day is her last day,
can't tell the right words to say.
I will miss her so much,
As I cry very much.

**Boweni is a Yoruba(one tribe in Nigeria) word means "How are you?"
    Ekaro is a Yoruba word which means "Good Morning"
    Orobo is a Yoruba word means "fat".
    Tawa(Tawakalitu) she is a secretary of our Personnel Manager. She is a fat mama but the most beautiful Nigerian I've ever seen, inside and out. The feature of her face is like an Indian. Pointed nose, nice teeth, beautiful eyes and smooth skin face. And she has the most good character in the admin. She is the one who taught me some Yoruba Languages. And she left this day to transfer to other company with a higher salary. Good Luck Tawa for your new job. We'll miss you!!

Pastor T

Is Tayo a Prophet,

or pilot of a jet?

That can fly to his dream,

what he wants it to be seem.

Maybe a fortune teller,

that can tell you who's your pair.

But I don't believe on these things,

Until I don't see what it brings.

I just believe on Tayo.

Who laughs on every joke,

and can eat akara,

in the whole Nigeria.

**Akara is a street food in Nigeria made of beans(But I don't know what kind of beans, 'coz even Tayo don't know)

**Tayo(Oguntayo Joseph) has the same Filipino word which in English meaning is "we" or "us". He is one of my staff in the department. He is a pastor in one of the Christian Church in Nigeria. And he already built his own Church(Big man!). He said he is big man spiritually and body structure but poor man in terms of money. He is a horny pastor, who can also lie sometimes on you but a very very good friend who loves to laugh.

What's this feeling?

This feeling makes me sick,

maybe I just want to shit.

They said, I should go to doctor,

but hospital feels me bore.

Time will heal this feeling,

as I keep on working.

Also my crush can heal,

as Tola makes me feel.

Day is already over,

My sick is also over.

As I said, "time can heal"

this night I'll eat big meal.

**Tola is our Account Officer in Bank(she visited my office this afternoon)

What is alatiris?

(Filipino) manzanitas, aratiles, aratilis 

  (pambata) alatiris

(Indonesia) kersen

(Spanish) bolaina, yamanaza, cacaniqua, capulín blanco, nigua, niguito, memizo or memiso 

(English) Jamaican cherry, Panama berry, Singapore cherry, Strawberry tree

(Scientific Name)   Muntingia calabura, the sole species in the genus Muntingia

   It is a flowering plant native to southern Mexico, the Caribbean, Central America, and western South America south to Peru and Bolivia. 

   It is a small tree 7-12 meters tall with tiered and slightly drooping branches. It has serrated leaves 2.5-15 cm long and 1-6.5 cm wide. The flowers are small ,white and slightly malodorous. It gives rise to 1-1.5 cm light red fruit. The fruit is edible, sweet and juicy, and contains a large number of tiny (0.5 mm) yellow seeds.

It is a pioneer species that thrives in poor soil, able to tolerate acidic and alkaline conditions and drought. Its seeds are dispersed by birds and fruit bats. It is cultivated for its edible fruit, and has become naturalised in some other parts of the tropics, including southeastern Asia. As a pioneer plant, it could help condition the soil and make it habitable to other plants. However, it might also be considered as an invasive species since it might out-compete indigenous plants. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muntingia)

  ..Masarap umakyat sa puno nito. Lalo na kapag bagong ulan tpos basa. Tapos kapag summer naman, paramihan ng pantal dahil sa higad at pabanguhan ng cologne from vinegar. Paramihan din ng maiipon na hilaw na alatiris para pang-bala sa improvised gun(sumpak) pwede rin sa tirador. Talo pa nito yung Double Eagle na pellet gun. Try lang, target-an sa mata. Ilang beses na rin ako nakakita ng batang tinamaan sa mata ng pellet. Try nyo na rin tikman yung hilaw na alatiris syempre nag-ipon na rin lang naman e. Kahit saang lugar YATA sa Pilipinas basta may lupa may alatiris. (big letters yung "yata" kasi hindi ko pa naman napuntahan lahat ng lugar sa pilipinas na may lupa).

***Note: Don't follow this blog because this is non sense. 

                'wag n'yo na sundan 'tong blog na 'to kasi walang kwenta toh.